I have a simple Works-for-me-Wednesday tip today to keep you cool. Two words: talcum powder. If you have never doused your sweaty or your recently-bathed-in-cool-water-self with talcum powder, you have been missing one of life’s greatest pleasures. It makes you feel all dry and fresh, even if you’ve been sweatin’ like a pig for the better part of the day.
When you finish, you’ll raise your hand demurely to your forehead and say, “As God is my witness, as God is my witness [it's] not going to lick me! I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be [sweaty] again.”